Saturday, March 31, 2018

Club IMAGE for Easter Sunday!




IMAGE open this Sunday
April 1st
OPEN 6:30 AM SLT, START 7:00 AM SLT

...... ♥ * Line up for this Sunday*♥.......
    ◆ Program
    1. Setsuna Hirano " Into the light"
    2. Diawa Bellic "Tea Party"
    3. Yougao Destiny "Creep"
    4. misse Tigerpaw "Silent dawn"
    ■ ☆Team Dance☆ Setsuna Hirano "Uninstall"

    DJ: HANKU Babii☆.。.:*・゜

Your Ride to Club Image!






Paramount Grand Theatre

Paramount Grand Theatre

1990's Music Evolution. Paramount Grand Theatre's brand new show for April. Come join us for an evening of classy but sassy entertainment as we the Paramount Players dance for you, April 7th & 14th at 7pm slt.

The Players are bringing you back to the 90's! 1990's that is. Decade of music changes, revolutions and madness!

Come on down to the Paramount!




Desire Arts



Desire Arts

Desire Arts Dancers do an "after hours" show. Starting at 7pm slt on April 21st & 28th... we bring you the performance quality at our Saturday shows, with more skin... little less costume. Some acts do contain adult content.

As an "Arts" theater (and gallery) Desire Arts will be a venue perfectly suited for SL Performers wishing to express themselves through live performances, through Dance, Art Exhibits, Performance Art as well as Dramatic Presentations.

Also, Presentations of a controversial nature (including those involving sex, politics and/or religion) will be presented separately from the Dance Program.

Come see our desires!




Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Idle Rogue's Le Cirque de Nuit


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(¯`✻´¯) Idle Rogue's Le Cirque de Nuit
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The Circus is back in town!!

 Idle Rogue Productions once again presents the popular "Le Cirque de Nuit"

This year we present to you Le Cirque De Nuit 2018! Under the big tent you may find enchanted ambiguous acts, NEW interstitial artist and players, acrobats, animals, magic and whole lot of mysterious dark places we will take you!

Le Cirque de Nuit is a steampunk circus, teeming with dazzling dance acts, art installations and this year, readings from The Night Circus by Cale Skytower of Seanchai Library. Under the direction of Blaze DeVivre and Sho Kyong, this is four-star virtual entertainment! Performing with us in the installations are:  Toysoldier Thor, Noma Falta,  Exhi Nirvana, Candace Kuhn & Tozh Taurog, Gloriana Maertens, Crap Mariner, Voodoo Juan Araneda, Gamma Mark Herriges and Maar Lynn Volous.
General admission seats are going fast but if you are a Guerilla Burlesque Exclusive member we have your reserved seats waiting for you! Contact SATURDAY MELODY inworld and she will get you on the list for your preferred date.  If you would like to be a member of GBE to secure a seat the group cost is 1000L to join! Remember the opening night, Friday 30th, is GBE only, and GBE gets half of ALL seats at every show.  Don’t wait make your reservation now!

Booking information times and dates can be found in the Idle Rogue Blog!
http://idlerogue.org/2018/03/22/bookings-open-for-le-cirque-de-nuit-2018/

Additional information you will find on Facebook, Idle Rogue blog, and inworld group notices!
Idle Rogue Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/idlerogue/

Guerilla Burlesque Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/GuerillaBurlesque/

Your Ride to Le Cirque





Sunday, March 25, 2018

Don't make me call the Dance Police... because I can't see the screen on my phone.

I take a lot of photos of dance performances.
Maybe too many.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip... okay, so... um... the Dance Police had their annual trip to the optometrist to get their eyes checked, and they had to get their eyes dilated, so things got a little... er... you'll see.

Luxe - March 25 2018
Pssst. Web. (piano?)

Club Image - March 25 2018
Pssst. Web. (piano?)

Dance XCetera - March 24 2018
Pssst. Web. (piano?)

Dance XCetera - March 24 2018
Pssst. Web. (piano?)

Winds of the Sahara - March 25 2018
Hold on, that's... nah, it's a dishwasher. Never mind.

Royal Opera - March 25 2018
Wait... wait... damn it, I can't focus.
Can't we just go to the firing range?
Let's go back to that chicken...

Dance XCetera - March 24 2018
Chicken walks into a bar. Bartender says "What do you want?"
And the chicken says "For people to stop fucking asking me why I crossed the road."
...
Okay, it's not a good joke.

Noir Neverland - March 22 2018
Still kinda blurry. Not sure.



Guerilla Burlesque - March 23 2018
Pssst. Web. (piano?)

No?

Sheesh. Okay, maybe I'll try again next week after the Dance Police have their annual colonoscopies.

Thank you, and stay tuned next wheneverthehell for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"

- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

Winds of the Sahara in April


Winds of the Sahara
April 1, 8, 15, 22, 29
5:00pm SLT

Each Sunday we have a shiny, new show at Winds of the Sahara Theater.  Our dances range from burlesque to performance art and you are sure to be amazed at all of the wonder that sets, costumes and music can create. We'll put sparkles in your eyes and leave sequins on your shirt collars. 
April 22 only~Winds Theme Show

Grease is the word today! We will be channeling our inner Sandy and Danny and going back to the time of Greasers and Pink Ladies. Our dancers each chose a song from the movie but will be putting their own special spin on it. Come join us to sing along and dance in your seats with the songs you all know and love. Throw on your poodle skirts and pedal pushers, your leather jackets and chuck sneakers and join us for an awesome night of music, dance and fun. Be there or be square!

Come dance on the dunes with us!




Saturday, March 24, 2018

NEW - The Apollo Dancers!

The Apollo Dancers
March 28th Wed 6pm slt

It's Showtime at the Apollo from LEA9 featuring the Apollo Dancers.

The Apollo Dancers, a collaboration of Dancer Talent, 
strive to deliver some of the greatest acts on the grid.

Join us at the Apollo Where Stars are Born and Legends Are Made. Hope to see you here.




* THE JOURNEY ACADEMY OF PERFORMING ARTS 2018 PROGRAM *



 * THE JOURNEY ACADEMY OF PERFORMING ARTS 2018 PROGRAM *
                        
   JAPA  WELCOME FROM THE DIRECTOR  - KLARK HARVY
                                                                    
   

A huge welcome to all newcomers to Dance, and to students still participating with JAPA, all who are growing and learning and PERFORMING! well done to everyone!

One thing i need to make clear again to all students - JAPA IS NOT VIRTUOSO!

These are two separate entities, both established on the same sim with the same founder and Director, but with two different purposes for the entertainment world of SL.

VIRTUOSO is a Performing Arts Group - presenting shows throughout the year,  membership by Director invite only.

JAPA is an Educational Group for the Performing Arts - purely a learning environment. Open to anyone who wishes to join and register for classes.

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JAPA has now almost completed its first term for 2018, with some very positive and successful outcomes for many students!

The new SIM , now called VIRTUOSO! is still under construction in parts, but it is all taking shape and JAPA is up and running now, with a new build for the Academy base, and class areas being set up accordingly.

We will have a whole separate area for teaching the Spot On Tools, set up and ready to go in the near future! All exciting stuff!

There are a few new staff members too, here is the current active JAPA staff list;

Klark Harvy - JAPA Principal / Director / Tutor / Estate Manager/ VIRTUOSO Director
DelaneyJenson - JAPA Tutor / Cleaner / Tea Lady / Estate Manager / The Spot On Oracle : )
Joy Canadeo - JAPA Music Technician / Estate Manager
Rosewan - JAPA Administration & Registrations Manager

Anyone who wishes to deliver classes as a JAPA Tutor, please submit your subject(s) and send me a working lesson plan. If what you can deliver are useful and well planned topics, you will be appointed as a JAPA Tutor, and your subjects added to the curriculum.

Also anyone who has skills they think would help the development of JAPA, please contact me personally.

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I teach things that I have learned through my own discovery in this virtual world, bringing some real life skills and experience, and adapting things, breaking them down for simple and effective learning sessions available to anyone wishing to become a performer in Second Life.

Take from these learning sessions what works for you, and build on it. There is not only ONE way!

I, personally, choose not to use the complete package of Spot On tools, purely because what I do use has, and does work great for what I do, simple tools that do exactly what they say on the box, easy to set up and operate, and are perfect for newcomers to get them started, and also still used by higher level performers.

Spot On do have fabulous tools, and can open up amazing creative things for a performer, so progress to these if you feel they will help you grow your own style in dance, but my best advice to anyone beginning in Dance, before experimenting with all the available tools, is to get yourself a real good grounding in CHOREOGRAPHY FIRST, and don't try to run before you can walk. Use the best tools appropriate for the kind of dance you want to create. They all have their positives for general and specific use.

All is good ! - Discover the tools that work best for YOU!

                          
JAPA will now be running classes, workshops and personal tutorials in all the Spot On Tools.
          
I will continue to teach JAPA sessions for newcomers, based on simple movers and systems to gain a good Foundation in Dance. These can, and do, work from Novice to Advanced Level Performers
        
* For Spot On Tools Learning and Support *
Contact The Oracle - DelaneyJenson our Spot On guru,  for details of classes and advice.
                          
MAX OF 4 PEOPLE IN A CLASS ! 
So get yourself registered!
                                                                     
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ALL JAPA LEARNING SESSIONS ARE MAX 90 MINS DURATION
                                                     
Please arrive 15 mins before start time, and have voice activated for registration in the JAPA Group.
                
All sessions will be facilitated by authorised JAPA Tutors.
                                      
No charge - Donations appreciated but not mandatory
                
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WINTER TERM  - DECEMBER 2017 - FEBRUARY 2018
                                         
SPRING TERM  - MARCH - MAY 2018
                                                    
☼☼☼☼☼ SPOT ON SUMMER SCHOOL - JUNE ☼☼☼☼☼
☼☼☼☼☼ JAPA SUMMER BREAK - AUGUST ☼☼☼☼☼
                                 
AUTUMN TERM - SEPTEMBER - NOVEMBER 2018                                           
                                          
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SPRING TERM PROGRAM
                                                                             
♦♦♦   KLARK                                                                             
●●● DELANEY
                                                                                 
                                                                             
*** FOR ALL SESSIONS PLEASE REGISTER WITH ROSEWAN ***
 

       ♦♦ THE SMOOTH DANCER DANCE HUD BASIC LEVEL - WORKSHOP - SATURDAY 7TH APRIL - NOON SLT
             (For beginners to Dance Huds)
            
       ♦♦ SIMPLE MOVER - THE DANCE PAD CONTROLLER (DPC) LEVEL 1 - WORKSHOP - SUNDAY 8TH APRIL - NOON SLT
             (For Novice to Advanced choreographers)
                      
     ♦♦♦ THE SECRET SCROLLS OF CHOREOGRAPHY - PRESENTATION - SUNDAY 6TH MAY - NOON SLT
             (For all Levels in Dance Performance)
                                            
    ♦♦ DPC BIGGER STEPS LEVEL 2 - WORKSHOP - SUNDAY 13TH MAY- NOON SLT
             (For those who have already attended DPC Level 1)
                                                           
     ♦♦♦ TO BLAST OR NOT TO BLAST! - STAGE EFFECTS - PRESENTATION - SUNDAY 20TH MAY - NOON SLT
             (For all Levels in Dance Performance)
                                                                 
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●●● SPOT ON TOOLS CLASSES & WORKSHOPS  ●●●
                                                    
                                                    
     ●●● SPOT ON TOOLS - THE SMOOTH DANCER STAGE 2 - SUNDAY 8TH APRIL - 10AM SLT                                                                                                    (For those who have already gained some experience using the hud, or attended a Stage                                                             1 class)   
                    
     ●●● SPOT ON TOOLS - THE CHOREOGRAPHY SYSTEM / BASICS STAGE 1 - SUNDAY 13TH MAY - 10AM  SLT                                                                             (For those who are now using the Smooth Dancer Hud effectively, and are ready to                                                                     progress to adding movers)
                        
     ●●● SPOT ON TOOLS - THE CHOREOGRAPHY SYSTEM / STAGE 2 - DANCE & MOVE - SUNDAY 20TH MAY - 10AM SLT  (For those who are experienced in using the Smooth Dancer Hud, and are now ready to start to use movers and SD dance hud together, and have attended the Basics Stage 1 class)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                                                   ☼☼☼ SPOT ON  SUMMER SCHOOL ☼☼☼
                                                            
                                                            
     ●●● SPOT ON TOOLS - THE STAGE MANAGER - SUNDAY 3RD JUNE - 10AM SLT
                                                            (for those experienced in Movers and Smooth Dancer Hud)
                        
     ●●● SPOT ON TOOLS - THE PERFORMANCE DIRECTOR - SUNDAY 10TH JUNE - 10AM SLT
                                                            (for those experienced with Movers and  Smooth Dancer Hud)
                                                            
     ●●● SPOT ON TOOLS - BACK STAGE MOVERS - SUNDAY 17TH JUNE - 10AM SLT
                                                            (for those experienced with Movers, Performance Director)
                                                           
     ●●● SPOT ON TOOLS - RELOCATING MOVERS - SUNDAY 27TH JUNE - 10AM SLT
                                                           
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ON COMPLETION OF THIS TERM YOU SHOULD HAVE PROGRESSED AND DEVELOPED SKILLS FROM THE FIRST TERM OF CLASSES, AND HAVE A GOOD PERFORMANCE FOUNDATION.
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO CONFIDENTLY CREATE A SET, GET YOURSELF ON AND OFF A STAGE EXPERTLY, AND PRODUCE AND PERFORM YOUR DANCES WITH MOVEMENT, TO AN AUDIENCE USING EFFECTS, PARTICLES AND LIGHTING APPROPRIATELY
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 * TO REGISTER FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE SESSIONS PLEASE CONTACT ROSEWAN *
                                    
* LIMITED PLACES AVAILABLE *
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ALWAYS DANCE  WITH PASSION
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Dance Xcetera Presents 4th Annual Directors Choice Showcase


***March 24th @ 7pm & March 25th @ 7pm***
The first Directors Choice Showcase premiered on March 7, 2015 and was produced by Dejaye Barracuda.  The initial idea behind the showcase was to highlight the directors of our team, to give them credit for all the hard work that they do.  When Aryanna Draken joined the team in April 2015, the showcase was reformatted for our 2nd Annual show to include personal bio's for each participating director.  Aryanna lends her talent with her well written introductions - and her voice - to give you a peek into the world of our directors!

The work involved in preparing a dance that lasts four or five minutes can take weeks, even months to prepare.  The work is timely, it's tedious, and it can be daunting but the end result is worth the journey.  What's most important to us is that our audience is able to see what we have done, and to take something away from it.  Entertaining is what we love to do and we hope you will join us for this very special performance.  Make us your date destination this weekend!  Hosted by Ms. Aryanna Draken.  Program information is below, we hope to see you there!


Your ticket to the show!

Friday, March 23, 2018

Burlesque With Attitude by Scarlet Stiletto Company!


Scarlet Stiletto Dance Company are delighted to invite you to our latest show :

"Burlesque With Attitude"

It's an experience you won't want to miss - we have amazing sets, sumptuous outfits, cool music, mouth watering dancing - and real eye candy for everyone!
The first performance will be on Tuesday 3 April starting at 1.30 pm slt (that's 9.30 pm UK time).
You really need to arrive earlier to secure a seat and to allow time for things to rezz....as that will increase your viewing pleasure ;)
Dress code is smart - it's a classy show ;) Plus you will be filmed and will want to look your best in our video ;)
[and without spoiling your fun - it really helps us to give you a good show if you can keep your scripts and complexity down a bit please ;) ]
This is our first performance at our brand new venue so make sure to use the correct limo.
Hugs from
Phizz and Corie, Chapi, Destiny, Lianne, Meda, Megs, Rossy, Scarly, & Star xoxo

Come see our new digs!




Debauche Homecoming!


HOMECOMING
Join Debauche as they perform in their wonderful home theater, Such a lovely place for all of us and for all of  you.
We always have a great show there with the best atmosphere! Fun, friendly and lively.
Love you all to come and be part of it with us.
Debauche - a little naughty, a little risque, a LOT sexy and of course, ALWAYS classy.
Hope to see you spending time with us on Sunday 25th March at 1pm SLT.
Dress smart casual. Leave your scripts at home :)
Love
Debauche
xxx
Come home with us!




Thursday, March 22, 2018

Club IMAGE this Sunday!


IMAGE open this Sunday
March 25th
OPEN 6:30 AM SLT, START 7:00 AM SLT


...... ♥ * Line up for this Sunday*♥.......
1. HANKU Babii"MJ2014"
2. Yougao Destiny "Hello"
3. misse Tigerpaw "Shine"
4. Diawa Bellic"Venus"
5. Sakura"A Butterfly's Dream"
6. fairytale Stoop"青年14歳"☆special guest
■ ☆Team Dance☆ Diawa Bellic "Feeling it Still"
DJ: HANKU Babii☆.。.:*・゜

BLOG for IMAGE  http://image.slmame.com/

Click here for your ride!



Guerilla Burlesque

DANCING IN THE GUERILLA PIT IS BACK THIS WEEK!

It’s almost the weekend and we love to kick start it for you with dancing!
March 24th, Guerilla Burlesque (SL)​ presents its Pit Revue show at 10 pm!

We sparkle; we shine with all the glitz and glamour of extraordinary concepts! Hot music and gorgeous dancers all packed into one exciting hour! It's a good night to come see the show; we'll entertain you with amazing stage acts!

Directed by Chrissy Rhiano​, and presented on her beautiful pit theater build, this dance entertainment show will feature intricate acts performed "in the round". We are excited to bring you more of these wonderful performances this week!

Doors open March 23th at 9 pm for the 10 pm show!
Taxi to the show!

Photo by Chryblnd Scribe​
Dancer: Dear Cyndi Dear​ Misfit

TIP: How to disable Caps Lock on a Windows computer...

Okay, another random helpful tip...

Tired of the embarrasment of typing in chat and YOU END UP SHOUTING AT PEOPLE IN ALL CAPS? But you don't want to pry the Caps Lock key out of your keyboard because that's just begging for a spilled diet Coke to leak in and ruin your computer? (Yep. Happened to me last year before an Outsiders show. Took out my laptop's trackpad.)

If you're feeling bold and adventurous, you could always edit the Windows Registry.

There are also downloadable Registry Hacks that can make the change for you.

And then there's the KeyTweak program that can disable the Caps Lock and Insert keys for you.

Keep in mind that you can do a lot of damage if you use any of these incorrectly. Follow the instructions, and don't go spilling any diet Cokes while you're doing this stuff, okay?

Inanna Burlesque


Inanna Burlesque Show
MARCH 25, 2018
12:00 Noon slt

Inanna Burlesque  provides a monthly show of sexy ladies that have intoxicating dance moves that will  ensure an hour  of  entertainment. We show a variety of  well choreographed dance movements  that will keep you enthralled  and wanting more.

Your ride to the show!



XA Dancers Perform @ Atlantis Grand Theater

Sunday, March 25, 2018 at 1:00pm SLT
The X-A Dancers are dancers, choreographers and designers from the Xaara Community in collaboration with The Xaara Gallery of Sensual Art and The Atlantis Grand Theater.  We perform about four shows per year at The Atlantis Grand Theater.

Shows by the X-A Dancers reflect a variety of creative talent in Second Life. Originality, sensuality, intelligence and humor are showcased in every show. We are not your typical burlesque troupe. We are members of a special artistic community with both vanilla and D/s influences. 
Visit Xaara Community HERE to find the best sensual art, literature, poetry, photography and dance in Second Life.


The X-A Dancers perform in a formal setting at the beautiful Atlantis Grand Theater .

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Cossette returns on Tuesday!


Troupe name: Show & Lounge cossette'
Show date/ time: 2018.3.27 (TUE) 7:00 PDT (23:00 Japan time)

Here we are cossette' is all about excellent harmony of music, stage and dance.
Please come down to the show and enjoy our expressive performance on stage!

Performers:
  1. Kazusa Yoshikawa
  2. Clau Dagger
  3. Yopi Yoshikawa
  4. Kazusa Yoshikawa

Come see the dance!




Monday, March 19, 2018

Don't make me call... what was that again?

I take a lot of photos of dance performances.
Maybe too many.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

The Outsiders - March 6 2018
Um... never mind.

Noir Neverland - March 8 2018
Whether tis nobler in the mind...

Noir Neverland - March 8 2018
Relax. I have a board with a nail through it.

Noir Neverland - March 8 2018
Pssst. Web. (piano)

The Outsiders - March 6 2018
I left the viewer on wireframe again.

Crystal Edge Dancers - March 7 2018
This is how performers can do all those amazing backflips and leaps and dances over and over again. They're always in the gym.

A&M Mocap Maniacs - March 10 2018
Or they end up like this.

Noir Neverland - March 8 2018
Still better than any Tim Burton or Joel Schumacher Batman film.

Guerilla Burlesque - March 9 2018
Free hugs. (Of your face)

Guerilla Burlesque - March 9 2018
I forgot to clap, and she shrunk my Head slider to 0.

Words
Oh. Look. A restraining order. (Deletes landmark)

Elysium Cabaret - March 9 2018
I bet that if you licked that suit, it would taste like Tide Pod Challenge.

Debauche - March 12 2018
This is why you shouldn't put sits in the sofas on the other side of your "reflective floor" effect. It's, like, Haunted House at Disneyland.

Club Image - March 11 2018
AND THE PEOPLE ALL SAID SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN, YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BOAT!

Stage
The ghost of Michael Jackson groped my ass.

A&M Mocap Maniacs - March 10 2018
Oh, I thought that said Mimes. Whew. Okay, it's safe.

Moulin Rouge - March 10 2018
The eighth dwarf, Upskirty, was edited out of the final cut.

Phoenix Dance Team - March 10 2018
I remember when I had too many Mai Tais and made out with a Tiki statue. (Splinters. Ouch.)

Winds of the Sahara - March 12 2018
This was supposed to be a note of condolence for that Cirque du Soleil performer who... yeah, okay. Gratuitous ass shot.

Winds of the Sahara - March 12 2018
Milk Bones help with bad dog breath.

Debauche - March 12 2018
The Chainmail Ninjas! (I love this move at the end of Debauche shows.)

Debauche - March 12 2018
Pssst. Web. (piano)

Debauche - March 12 2018
This is why you don't sit in the front row.

Debauche - March 12 2018
So that's how they get their new recruits.

Debauche - March 12 2018
So that's why they need so many new recruits.

Debauche - March 12 2018
This act has more genuine Native American in it than Elizabeth Warren.

Debauche - March 12 2018
Don't make me call... the Church Police?

Elysium Cabaret - March 16 2018
Kinda like Main Street USA. But water doesn't cost 6 bucks a bottle.

Noir Neverland - March 15 2018
After each performance, most performers like to hit the bars and... well... dance more.

Noir Neverland - March 15 2018
This is what happens when you set your Air Guitar to 0% alpha.

Amazon Dancers - March 15 2018
Psst. Web. (More piano)

RIPA - March 15 2018
No, not really. It's actually a RIP false flag operation.

Centre Stage - March 17 2018
it takes 6 guys to fill a tank... that's why I'm going Electric.

Centre Stage - March 17 2018
Due to Daylight Savings Time, there are Four Angels of Death to cover all the different time zone differences.

Laura and Sev
Okay, I admit it. Some days, my photos of the audience are better than any up on stage.

Mynx Ballet - Vaudeville - March 17 2018
Jitterbugging Flappers, Hidden Pssst. Web. (Piano)

Mynx Ballet - Vaudeville - March 17 2018
All they need is a tee shirt cannon and they can do seventh inning stretch performances.

Elysium Cabaret - March 16 2018
I had to look this one up in WikiPedia... yes, there are desert crocodiles. But they need a source of water. Amazing what you learn in dance.

Elysium Cabaret - March 16 2018
The Tin Man won't return my calls. Picked up a bad case of rusty nuts, I guess.

Club Image - March 18 2018
if you don't remove your facelights, Misse will chop off your face.

Club Image - March 18 2018
And mount it on the Elk God's lance.

Club Image - March 18 2018
I'm still trying to come up with a Dumbo joke here. Help?

Desire Arts - March 17 2018
This is your pilot speaking... GLUB GLUB GLUB!

Centre Stage - March 17 2018
You're supposed to write your name on the INSIDE of your underwear.
(Yes, I'm making you zoom in on his crotch.)

Debauche - March 18 2-18
Freddie, we hardly knew you.

Debauche - March 18 2-18
You should wait for the dancers to clear the runway before you try to land.

Debauche - March 18 2-18
Damn. Forgot my shotgun. (Gets slingshot) Doves is good eatin'.

Debauche - March 18 2-18
Here at Debauche Labs, we make the finest particles for all the other dance shows... we're constantly trying to up our production quotas to meet their demands of eleventy billion per act.

Winds of the Sahara - March 18 2018
Psst... love your soap!

Winds of the Sahara - March 18 2018
Don't you hate it when you've got a show, your costume is still in the wash, and they're playing your intro music over and over, and finally you put it on and it's wet and...

Winds of the Sahara - March 18 2018
Just run out there anyway. With those muscles, who needs a shirt?

Winds of the Sahara - March 18 2018
The Day Before Time 27... Littlefoot Attacks!
(It was that or an obsure Charlie the Unicorn reference)

Debauche - March 18 2018
Very Lucky Chair.

Debauche - March 18 2018
I know that was a lame joke, but STOP SETTING ME ON FIRE!

Mynx Ballet - Vaudeville - March 17 2018
Pssst. Web. (Well, shit. I took so long to do this one, that the guy died and rotted away. Sorry.)


Thank you, and stay tuned next wheneverthehell for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"

- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.