Sunday, January 28, 2018

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take... um... 19?

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
Winds of the Sahara - January 28 2018
INTRODUCING: The Deejay Bot 9000... just plug it in, connect it to the Internet, pour in some vodka, and it'll spin tunes for hours. Fun for the whole family and cult membership, safe for all ages. Be sure to order the plug-in for a twelve step program and endless tunes available through Russian music hacking libraries! Order now, and we'll throw in an extended warranty. Only breaks down when you forget its anniversary, birthday, Christmas, and Valentine's Day.

Inanna Burlesque - January 28 2018
Her costume consists of CAUTION tape and smiles for good reason.

Inanna Burlesque - January 28 2018
What are those two silhouettes thinking about?

Luxe - Le Cirque Des Reves - January 27 2018
If that were the sign for a restaurant, I'd eat there every day.

Luxe - Le Cirque Des Reves - January 27 2018
The forecast for today... hot. Very hot.

  Luxe - Le Cirque Des Reves - January 27 2018
Okay, maybe too hot.
Luxe - Le Cirque Des Reves - January 27 2018
Even Indiana Jones would just stand there and stare and drool a bit.

Dance Queens - Word Up Challenge - January 27 2018
Holy fuck don't drop her! I have enough work to do!

Dance Queens - Word Up Challenge - January 27 2018
Boil down that skull, and you'll have gelatin for a year.

Dance Queens - Word Up Challenge - January 27 2018
Pssst. Web. (piano)

Club Arty - Fashion Show For Gabriel - January 27 2018
On a side note, I'm binge-watching Fullmetal Alchemist on Netflix.

Debauche at MJ Burlesque
She ordered too... much... wine!

Virtuoso - Water - January 26 2018
Chapter One: Man invents water.

  Crystal Edge Dancers - January 24 2017
Frozen 2: Oh, God, Not More Of Them.

  Winds of the Sahara - January 28 2018
If only I could. If only I could.

Phoenix Dance Team - January 27 2018
Okay, so maybe we need to hire more staff here at The Dance Police.


Winds of the Sahara - January 28 2018
Do you want demons, Lana?

Winds of the Sahara - January 28 2018
Because that's how you get demons.

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

PS: If you haven't yet turned in a note card for your DQ profile or your group profile, contact <i>R. Crap Mariner</i>.

3 comments:

  1. I think you have too much fun sometimes :)

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  2. Okay R., Pea here... did Web tell you how grossed out I am by gelatin ever since she told me what it is made from? NO NO NO gelatin EVER! Although I suppose if I can eat paste, I can eat gelatin. Right?

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    1. and girl scout cookies are made from girl scouts.
      -ls/cm

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