Sunday, January 14, 2018

Don't make me call the Dance Police, Take 17

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.


Noir Neverland - January 11 2018
You'll catch your death out there! Go get an umbrella!

Noir Neverland - January 11 2018
The Jell-o hasn't rezzed yet. (Or is this mud-wrestling?)

Noir Neverland - January 11 2018
Yeah, that's gonna be a ticket. (For the sheep)

Elysium Cabaret - January 12 2018
GET OFF OF THE POLICE CAR!

Elysium Cabaret - January 12 2018
Or your facelights.

Dance Queens Showcase - Word Challenge - January 13 2018
Sesame Street is so confusing these days. Do the kids get this stuff? I think they're explaining the alphabet. Or soup. Not sure.

Dance Queens Showcase - Word Challenge - January 13 2018
Farmville: The Dance Number

Dance Queens Showcase - Word Challenge - January 13 2018
Do any of the voices tell you to hurt people? Because you shouldn't listen to them.

Phoenix Dance Team - January 13 2018
Jokes aside, this act by Fafnir at Phoenix was really cool. I hope he runs it again.

Phoenix Dance Team - January 13 2018
Weirdest police lineup ever.

Phoenix Dance Team - January 13 2018
WILMA!

Phoenix Dance Team - January 13 2018
This act has literally gone sideways.

Phoenix Dance Team - January 13 2018
Sometimes, I like to take pictures of the tiny people that live in my refrigerator.

A&M Mocap - January 13 2018
Meanwhile, in Hawaii...

A&M Mocap - January 13 2018
And Hawaii-Five-Oh, afterwards.

Oasis - January 14 2018
Welcome to the Seventies. (Can I go back now?)

Club Image - January 14 2018
That can't be the Dance Police. We're usually better about hitting dancers when we drive into a crowd.

Club Image - January 14 2018
Diawa, and her +2 Staff of... um... something... Money or Fireballs or something.

A&M Mocap - January 13 2018
The Mocap Maniacs, living up to their name, began their new space program by throwing dancers at the moon.

A&M Mocap - January 13 2018
... ... ... ... (hold on... one moment... and...) pssst, Web. (piano)

Debauche- January 14 2018
If Trump is building a fence to keep them out, I say tear it down!

Debauche- January 14 2018
This guy gets all the best gigs. *sigh*

Debauche- January 14 2018
It took me a minute to realize those were just circles and lines, and not some subtle way of spelling "Pop" or "Poop."

Winds of the Sahara - January 14 2018
Where's the tipjar?

Debauche- January 14 2018
Best seat in the house.

Winds of the Sahara - January 14 2018
FLIPPER PHOTOBOMB!

Winds of the Sahara - January 14 2018
Who has two thumbs and is now staff? This bot. (I'll be getting in touch with y'all about updating dancer and group profiles, okay? But, please, let me hear all of your angst and drama in IMs... it's what I live for.)

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

PS: I've made some improvements to Mt. Edloe and the Bad Luck Streak Gallery. There's now a lot more showcased items. Also, the slideshows allow you to click through the contents, which are stored in reverse chronological order so the newest items appear first. They're all set to sale for 0L so you can get the full perms textures. Finally, the slideshows are in alphabetical order so you can find them more easily.