Sunday, December 10, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 14

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Royal Opera - Hunchback of Notre Dame - December 10 2017
WHEEL... OF... HUNCHBACK!

Winds of the Sahara - December 10 2017
What cute kids... wait, doesn't this act violate child labor laws?

Debauche - December 10 2017
Four touchdowns!

Debauche - December 10 2017
I'm just really proud of this shot, okay?

Debauche - December 10 2017
One... one Santa!

Debauche - December 10 2017
Pssst. Your dance partner is a lamp.

Debauche - December 10 2017
Two... two Santas!

Debauche - December 10 2017
Awwwwwwwwww.

Debauche - December 10 2017
Um... you were supposed to write your wish list for Santa, silly.

Club Image - December 10 2017
Hey! Do your shopping after the show!

Dance XCetera - December 9 2017
Do either of those elves have a driver's license?

Dance XCetera - December 9 2017
I hope that's not Celsius.

Dance XCetera - December 9 2017
Three! Three wonderful Santas! AH AH AH! (lightning)

Dance XCetera - December 9 2017 Dance XCetera - December 9 2017
Dear Santa, For Christmas, I'd like gravity back.

Mynx Ballet - Nutcracker - December 9 2017
... the King of Dance does not approve of this dance police post.

Mynx Ballet - Nutcracker - December 9 2017
I don't remember a chokehold in the Nutcracker. Do you?

Mynx Ballet - Nutcracker - December 9 2017
The difference between mesh and traditional prims is incredible.

Mynx Ballet - Nutcracker - December 9 2017
Putting the angel on the tree.

Mynx Ballet - Nutcracker - December 9 2017
Always check your telepod for rats.

Breezes Dancers - December 9 2017
FOUR! FOUR SANTAS! Wait... wait...

Breezes Dancers - December 9 2017
What the crap? Santa on stage with himself? What's going on here, Mom?

Breezes Dancers - December 9 2017
Oh my god! Nobody shout! Those icicles will fall and impale those dancers!

Elysium Cabaret - December 8 2017
Stop dancing on the asset servers! You're causing more lag!

Elysium Cabaret - December 8 2017
Three words: Early Peter Gabriel.

Noir Neverland - December 7 2017
Gwynneth Paltrow's head?

Atlantis Grand Theatre - December 7 2017
Drummerboyzilla! Run! Run!

Atlantis Grand Theatre - December 7 2017
,,, and that's when the acid kicked in.

Winds of the Sahara - December 10 2017
Is this Winds or Raglan Shire?

Winds of the Sahara - December 10 2017
Five! Five Santas!

Atlantis Grand Theatre - December 7 2017
Si... ooooh. Sexy Santa!

Oh. Okay. Fine.

Atlantis Grand Theatre - December 7 2017
pssst. Web. (piano)

Happy now?

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

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