Sunday, December 3, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 13

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

So... many... photos...
Too... many... photos...
Six shows today. I shot SIX shows today.
(whimper)

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Debauche - Christmas Show - December 3 2017
The second Little Dance Group built their house out of wood...

Debauche - Christmas Show - December 3 2017
New Premium Benefit: Height sliders that go to 500.

Debauche - Christmas Show - December 3 2017
Santa's on his own Naughty List.

Debauche - Christmas Show - December 3 2017
Well, ain't that a kick in the head?

Spirit Light Dance Company - The Nutcracker - December 2 2017
pssst. web. (piano)

Muse Dance Company - Nutcracker - December 3 2017
The only five Russians not to talk to General Flynn after the election.

Muse Dance Company - Nutcracker - December 3 2017
You know, a can of D-Con would work just as effectively.

Muse Dance Company - Nutcracker - December 3 2017
Windup bunnies! Yay!

Club Image - December 3 2017
Misse's telekenetic powers grow as she hurls audience members with facelights out of the theater...

Club Image - December 3 2017
I like to go in disguise sometimes.

Club Image - December 3 2017
I never understood Little Drummer Boy. It's like, there's a newborn baby, right? And there's some kid out there banging on a drum? It's hard enough to get a baby to sleep, but with all that racket? I mean, play a nice flute, or strum a lyre... but banging on a drum? That's just mean. Imagine, banging on that drum, keeping the Baby Jesus awake, and then when you die and go to Heaven, Jesus is like "Ahem, Pete, let me take this one... so, while I was trying to sleep, you were banging on a drum, huh? Well, well, well..."

By the way...

Club Image - December 3 2017
Doesn't that look like a pack of dinosaurs or godzillas bursting from the ground to attack the manger?

Club Image - December 3 2017
This is how they make Mike's Hard Cider... lovingly picked by bunnies.

Club Image - December 3 2017
psst. web. (piano)

This coffee tastes awful...
Time Out... need a quick drink.

Phoenix Dance Team - December 2 2017
Does this count as Formal Attire?

Guerilla Burlesque - Dickens Project - December 1 2017
Circe du Soleil's "Stephen King's It"

Guerilla Burlesque - Dickens Project - December 1 2017
Some people will do anything to get a cat out of their chair.

Guerilla Burlesque - Dickens Project - December 1 2017
I.... WANNA SWING... FROM THE CHANDELIER!

Guerilla Burlesque - Dickens Project - December 1 2017
... Sexy Scrooge!

Guerilla Burlesque - Dickens Project - December 1 2017
psst. web. (piano)

Guerilla Burlesque - Dickens Project - December 1 2017
Bake your own chesspieces!

Guerilla Burlesque - Dickens Project - December 1 2017
In the Victorian Era, cryogenics was not so advanced...

Guerilla Burlesque - Dickens Project - December 1 2017
... nah, Diawa will kill me.

Elysium Cabaret - December 1 2017
Where do all your tips end up?

Elysium Cabaret - December 1 2017
Who is this guy calling?

Elysium Cabaret - December 1 2017
RUN! IT'S THE DANCE POLICE!

Elysium Cabaret - December 1 2017
Deleted Scene from Amadeus: Mozart rents himself out as a music box figurine.

Elysium Cabaret - December 1 2017
Babypea shares her new breedable WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE!?!?!

Noir Neverland - November 30 2017
A broken SL mirror is 7 years of bad lag.

Noir Neverland - November 30 2017
... what if I don't want to say Geronimo?

Noir Neverland - November 30 2017
If you're buying books that big, you really ought to get the kid's eyes checked.

Kiki - December 3 2017
Santa says you can pull his sleigh any time you want.

Noir Neverland - November 30 2017
Deep in the bowels of Linden Lab, a technician hears the alarm and runs to the Lag Generator to make sure that another performance is ruined by rubberbanding and slow texture loads.

Fantasy Dream - November 30 2017
You're still using Windows 7?

Cossette - November 27 2017
Boning on stage? That's just rude!

Cossette - November 27 2017
I SAID THE FANS ARE ON TOO HIGH!

Ballet Pixelle- Nutcracker- December 3 2017
WOW! That's a real nutcracker!

(For the record, there's probably something wrong about someone seeing THREE versions of the Nutcracker in one day... especially when they're Jewish. OY VEH!)

Cossette - November 27 2017
Don't you hate it when you're almost done with a routine and you're still building the set when the director calls for the curtain to be raised?

Spirit Light Dance Company - The Nutcracker - December 2 2017
It's a sad thing when a kid comes across a dead character in Disneyland... don't they have trackers on those things?

Spirit Light Dance Company - The Nutcracker - December 2 2017
OH MY GOD! THEY RIPPED MINI ADAM'S HEAD OFF!

Phoenix Dance Team - December 2 2017
Uh oh... I must have butt-dialed the Dance Police.

Phoenix Dance Team - December 2 2017
Bento Hands Up! Don't Shoot! Bento Hands Up! Don't Shoot!

Phoenix Dance Team - December 2 2017
Tell my boss I'll be late to work tomorrow, okay?

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

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