Sunday, November 12, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 10

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Club Image - November 12 2017
The one time that it's okay to shout FIRE in a crowded theatre.

Club Image - November 12 2017
FUN FACT: Misse can grow to 50 feet tall and eat jet fighters.

Club Image - November 12 2017
Oops. That one disagreed with her.

Club Image - November 12 2017
I love how griefer cagers have gone mesh in 2017.

Dance XCetera - November 11 2017
Call John Candy. We need some volunteers to finish this bridge.

Dance XCetera - November 11 2017
Um... you're supposed to nail the... oh, never mind.

Dance XCetera - November 11 2017
"Smell my finger."

Dance XCetera - November 11 2017
*sigh* Why do people burn drums?

Dance XCetera - November 11 2017
AND PIANOS????? Please, for the love of God, stop burning drums and pianos when there's bagpipes to burn!

Dance XCetera - November 11 2017
Guys, while you're busy dancing, the chicken's stealing your truck.

Dance XCetera - November 11 2017
Um, is this the Wizard of Oz or St. Patrick's Day?

Dance XCetera - November 11 2017
There's a cock out on stage, and it's not Pathmakers?

Outsiders - Veteran's Day - November 11 2017
For when teleports are broken.

Outsiders - Veteran's Day - November 11 2017
Two out of three dancers pack their own chutes.

Outsiders - Veteran's Day - November 11 2017
,,, anybody hear Wagner?

Fusion Dancers - November 11 2017
I always skip the cutscenes in video games. Too many dance numbers.

Fusion Dancers - November 11 2017
Snorted too much white kryptonite?

Fusion Dancers - November 11 2017
Yay heroe- wait. Since when was Catwoman a hero?

Fantasy Dream - November 11 2017
111010101010010001010101!

Fantasy Dream - November 11 2017
I knew I shouldn't have smoked that pumpkin spice joint.

Fantasy Dream - November 11 2017
Either she's wearing a mask or really expensive control hose.

Fantasy Dream - November 11 2017
Heads up, insect role players: This is why you never swap RAID for whipped cream during sex play.

Fantasy Dream - November 11 2017
Oops. Sorry. Had my X-Ray vision on.

Oasis Dancers _ November 11 2017
WHOAH that's gotta hurt!

Guerilla Burlesque - November 10 2017
Chaaaaaaaarlie! We're on a bridge!

Guerilla Burlesque - November 10 2017
Oh, I've been bad. Very bad!

  Guerilla Burlesque - November 10 2017
Usually, Lynxa kills off her dance partners. In this one, Willy Wonka got killed before the curtain rose.

Elysium Cabaret - November 10 2017
Remember when you'd try to tune in the stations in between the cable channels to try to get porn? Yeah, me too.

Winds of the Sahara - November 12 2017
In Bed, Bath, and Beyond... we now know that Beyond stands for Lynxa.

Elysium Cabaret - November 10 2017
A scene from Robots 2

Noir Neverland - November 9 2017
Never sit in the front row. A dancer may get dizzy and barf on you.

Winds of the Sahara - November 12 2017
CHAAAAAARLIEEEEEE!

Noir Neverland - November 9 2017
This is what happens when you don't pick up after yourself. Oh, and drink a lot.

Noir Neverland - November 9 2017
You're not supposed to smile when you're crucified! (Unless someone is tickling your feet. They kinda cut that out of the Bible.)

Winds of the Sahara - November 12 2017
November is Diabetes Awareness Month... here's a mountain of ice cream and candy!

Winds of the Sahara - November 12 2017
When you're on the road too long, the mudflaps on trucks start to come to life.

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
 - Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

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