Sunday, October 29, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 8

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Winds of the Sahara - Halloween - October 29 2017
If you don't tip enough, the dancers can't even afford skin or internal organs.

Winds of the Sahara - Halloween - October 29 2017
At least they can afford blue paint.

  Winds of the Sahara - Halloween - October 29 2017
No, I asked for the kosher meal.

  Luxe- Halloween - October 29 2017
The hotel has a pool, but...

  Which skeleton am I?
I'm not saying the place is lagged, but these people were alive when the show started.

Guerilla Burlesque - Burn 2 - October 28 2017
BIRD GHOST!

Main Event - October 28 2017
I said chicken soup, not chick in soup.

  Debauche Halloween Spooktactular - October 28 2017
That chandelier kinda looks like a crown.

  Debauche Halloween Spooktactular - October 28 2017
And this is why I don't go to church anymore.

Debauche Halloween Spooktactular - October 28 2017
In case of fire...

Debauche Halloween Spooktactular - October 28 2017
I GOT YOU, DREADED TRIPLE BACKFLIP!

Monarchs - Tenebris Noctis - October 27 2017
Somebody forgot to put on sunblock.

Monarchs - Tenebris Noctis - October 27 2017 Monarchs - Tenebris Noctis - October 27 2017
This is why you don't sass the performers.

  Monarchs - Tenebris Noctis - October 27 2017
The driver is totally getting one star for this.

Monarchs - Tenebris Noctis - October 27 2017
Trigger warning: balloons

Monarchs - Tenebris Noctis - October 27 2017
If you're happy and you know it, rez a gigantic monster? (To clap his hands)

Shadows Silhouette - River of Shivers
"Dead men tell no tales... dead men tell no tales..."

Shadows Silhouette - River of Shivers
Pssst take off your facelights.

Shadows Silhouette - River of Shivers
Do you hear banjo music?

Shadows Silhouette - River of Shivers
Anyone got signal? I want to run a Zillow on that place.

Guerilla Burlesque - Burn 2 - October 27 2017
Oh, thank you for pointing that out. I thought they were librarians.

Guerilla Burlesque - Burn 2 - October 27 2017
Wickeder.

Elysium Cabaret - Halloween - October 27 2017
When you play Bridge in SL, everyone bids... nah, too easy.

  Elysium Cabaret - Halloween - October 27 2017
Sleep number of 86?

Elysium Cabaret - Halloween - October 27 2017
I bet this cemetery's website uses FrontPage.

Noir Neverland - October 26 2017
EM... EM... is that the same Cemetery? It's in so many acts!

Guerilla Burlesque - Burn 2 - October 25 2017
Live, from The Pentagon

Guerilla Burlesque - Burn 2 - October 25 2017
When my hands are busy...

Guerilla Burlesque - Burn 2 - October 25 2017
Lynxa's dance partners... yeah. I wish I had life insurance policies on them.

Guerilla Burlesque - Burn 2 - October 25 2017
Say it with me... "This is when the acid kicked in."

Guerilla Burlesque - Burn 2 - October 25 2017
She can't remember the console admin password.

Guerilla Burlesque - Burn 2 - October 25 2017
Somebody needs 5 Hour Energy.

  Crystal Edge Dancers - October 25 2017
Welcome to Farmville!

Crystal Edge Dancers - October 25 2017
The Dance Police have been naughty. Very naughty.

Crystal Edge Dancers - October 25 2017
I must not be drunk. Those elephants aren't pink.

Crystal Edge Dancers - October 25 2017
Remember Lemmings?

Elysium Cabaret - Scare Me Silly - Team Diabetes - October 24 2017
Don't party too much.

Elysium Cabaret - Scare Me Silly - Team Diabetes - October 24 2017
Even the trees are dancing!

Guerilla Burlesque - Burn 2 - October 23 2017
But it's not gift wrapped... send it back!

Guerilla Burlesque - Burn 2 - October 23 2017
Well, that's gotta be awkward...

Cossette - October 23 2017
Wait, what's this.... George... was... a... pirate?

Cossette - October 23 2017
Um... er... I give up.

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

1 comment:

  1. I would really like to thank Pan for letting me dress him up and stick him on a spit :)

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