Sunday, October 1, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 5

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Winds of the Sahara - October 1 2017
How many dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five.

Winds of the Sahara - October 1 2017
If you pop a stitch, use a clean needle. Sharing needles with creepy cemetery dollies will get you a bug.

  Winds of the Sahara - October 1 2017
After conquering Paris, Hitler liked to dress up in drag and do backflips under the Eiffel Tower.

Winds of the Sahara - October 1 2017
I just like saying "Willo's Weenie Wagon."

Winds of the Sahara - October 1 2017
It seems that Lynxa goes through partners on a weekly basis.

Winds of the Sahara - October 1 2017
Did a zoo explode?

Muse Dance Company - October 1 2017
Keith Moon: The Early Years

Muse Dance Company - October 1 2017
"Who triggered the damn fire sprinklers?"

Muse Dance Company - October 1 2017
Mer... MAN!!!!!

Club Image - October 1 2017
I wish my bus stop was this cool. Last time I was there, a bum had vomited on half a burrito plate.

Club Image - October 1 2017
WHO WANTS TO LICK MY LEMON LOLIPOP???

Club Image - October 1 2017
Ketchup vs. Mustard: The Final Battle

  Club Image - October 1 2017
I want this in my front yard. (The jockey gets me hatemail for some reason.)

Club Image - October 1 2017
The piano tuner is here.

Club Image - October 1 2017
Sunday Morning Astronomy Lessons

The Rompers - September 30 2017
Nothing like a pagan summoning ritual to bring in the crowds.

The Rompers - September 30 2017
FACT: Interstate 42 is the Freeway Of Love. If the hairpin turns don't kill you, the dancers will.

The Rompers - September 30 2017
Obligatory butt shot.

  The Rompers - September 30 2017
Nice murdering, but you know I'm shooting pictures, right?

Debauche - September 30 2017
They're raising the flag. (Unlike the NFL, who wants to lower it and burn it.)

Debauche - September 30 2017
Letti learns the spell Fire Whip

Debauche - September 30 2017
Larah's still working on it.

Debauche - September 30 2017
Ahem... ahem... you do know the routine's still going, right?

Debauche - September 30 2017
Still waiting... waiting...

Debauche - September 30 2017
Kinda like Henry Gibson on Laugh In. Except hotter. Way hotter.

Debauche - September 30 2017
Welcome to Heaven. Just go up these stairs. Up these stairs... Up... okay, you can just stand there and stare.

Guerilla Burlesque - September 29 2017
The garden shows on Czech TV are weird.

Guerilla Burlesque - September 29 2017
Ask about the arrow, and you get smacked.

Guerilla Burlesque - September 29 2017
Halfway through GB, Sho goes for a smoke. And forgets her cigarettes. And locks herself out.

Guerilla Burlesque - September 29 2017
Um, what are you feeling exactly?

Guerilla Burlesque - September 29 2017
Today's Forecast: A lot of fire!

Guerilla Burlesque - September 29 2017
It's important to stretch every muscle before performing. Including the tongue.

Elysium Cabaret - September 29 2017
That's one big goddamned drink, man. (I'll take two.)
Elysium Cabaret - September 29 2017
Purple... gas... choking... me...

Elysium Cabaret - September 29 2017
No, Devlin, seriously. You can leave your hat on.

Elysium Cabaret - September 29 2017
Yes, all of these hats are on sale. And they were blocked by Devlin.

Elysium Cabaret - September 29 2017
Yes, I see a George the Pirate story coming from this one.

Lady Garden Cabaret - September 29 2017
Ms. Pac Man's gotten so weird these days.

Lady Garden Cabaret - September 29 2017
Nothing says style like dancing on a wad of sour cream. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Lady Garden Cabaret - September 29 2017
Now THIS is how you sell a mattress!

Lady Garden Cabaret - September 29 2017
The bathrooms at the Ritz-Calrton were so fancy! Just like this!

Lapdancing Metaharper
So, Dancing Metaharper was missing from Idle Rogue for a while, and I just wanted to explain why. She was paying me a visit on Edloe. Nothing wrong with that. Totally innocent.

Lapdancing Metaharper
Okay! well, I guess that'll clear her animation cache!
(How the hell did that get into the roll?) That's enough for this week!

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
 - Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

(So, who wants to do a Caption Contest? Prizes! Rules! Let's see a show of hands!)

4 comments:

  1. "...And they were blocked by Devlin." lawlz

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  2. Okay so my caption for the last pic: Don't move, I lost a contact....

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  3. Hey...all my needles are clean! and I'm still wondering where all the elephants came from, because I swear it wasn't theme night...but who doesn't love elephants??

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