Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Happy Birthday, Debauche!


Debauche celebrate their first birthday in the theater where it all began. Please come and join us as we recreate that first ever show. Expect a LOT of emotions.

We are also proud and honored to have the wonderful Oasis Dancers joining us to celebrate this occasion.

Debauche and Oasis all in one show. Don't miss this one!

Saturday 21st October 2017, 12pm SLT

Debauche Home Theater

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Debauche continue to celebrate their first birthday with a special show filled with routines chosen by our many friends and followers.; They have been voting for the last few weeks and we want to dance THEIR choices. So please come join us as we celebrate our wonderful fans.

Sunday 22nd October 2017, 1pm SLT

Debauche Home Theater




La Coquette Danseurs present ~S I N~

ڿڰۣ La Coquette Cabaret ڰۣ--  
And the.......
La Coquette Danseurs 💋
proudly present..
~S I N~
October 23rd @ 6:00pmslt
&
October 30th @ 6:00pmslt

October is a special month for *~La Coquette Cabaret~*
we will be presenting a NEW original show called 
~S I N~
As some of you may remember, last year we gave you a glimpse inside the history of our humble theatre. You saw how each of the girls were strangled by their own g-string! This year the girls will be showing you what ~S I N~ preempted that horrific fate! Be prepared to be thrilled and chilled by this dark side of burlesque!


There will ONLY be 2 performances and the seating will be extremely limited (so arrive early).

We look forward to seeing y'all at The Cabaret....mwahahahaha!!

Join our group @  *~La Coquette Cabaret~*
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Monday, October 16, 2017

Dance Photographers and Videographers

On a whim, I started a list of folks who post dance photos on Flickr.
And here's a few fan groups...
And if you prefer videos...
I know there's a lot more of y'all out there. Heck, I probably follow you already. It's just that there are so many people, I keep adding more each time I update this post.

If I forgot you or your group, or I forgot someone that you follow, I promise that it isn't because I don't love you anymore. (Whether you don't love me anymore, well, I really ought to cut back on the Jack Daniels before I write the editorials.)

Please add URLs to the comments, and I'll add them to this list.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 7

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
 Nice try, but I still see you there! I see right through your attempt to avoid appearing in this post!

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
Gotta watch out for zombie dancers sneaking into the audience this time of year. (We are the refreshment stand)

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
The lifespan of a Lynxa dance assistant is about halfway through her act. (Buy life insurance now)

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
These are the angel and devil who sit on my shoulders while I type blog posts.

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
I always wondered what happened to Big Boy after Dr. Evil used it.

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
Um... are you okay, Path?

Royal Opera Ballet - October 15 2017
Relax, the Asset Servers are actually working. On the Sansar grid.

Royal Opera Ballet - October 15 2017
I never did manage to win this board in Q-Bert in the arcade. Did you?

Royal Opera Ballet - October 15 2017
They're burning my draft editorials for heat.

Royal Opera Ballet - October 15 2017
All together now... Robots need love toooooo! They want to be loved by youuuuuu.... they want to be loved by yooooouuuuuuu...

Luxe - Season of the Witch - October 15 2017
STOP DROP AND ROLL!

Luxe - Season of the Witch - October 15 2017
Sigh... all those damn photographers. (snap) Sheesh!

Luxe - Season of the Witch - October 15 2017
... you said that this was the GOOD acid.

Luxe - Season of the Witch - October 15 2017
This is how I look on the TSA scanner at the airport.

Club Image - October 15 2017
It's always important to have medical staff available during team dances, because civilians don't properly warm up before their acts.

Club Image - October 15 2017
FUN FACT: Particle candy has no sugar or calories.

Club Image - October 15 2017
If I had this as a bedside alarm clock, I'd be terrified of trying to hit the snooze bar.

Club Image - October 15 2017
Darn it. Cheap blue screens. Okay, I'll edit out the strings in post.

Club Image - October 15 2017
And Galdalf's third incarnation after Grey and White... Galdarf the Frickin Hot.

Club Image - October 15 2017
Those are the previous Dance Queen columnists? Okay, I can take a hint. I'll lighten up.

Club Image - October 15 2017
Creepy ushers.
Dance XCetera - October 15 2017
 Relax, people. Rip Taylor's still alive.

  A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
They'll let anybody drive for Uber these days.

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
After the Mr. Ed show went off the air, he became a backup dancer for Rompers.

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
Someone else going through the TSA scanners.

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
It takes a while for some acts to load, but she was 23 when they started this performance.

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
Who wants to play Hangman? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
I hope that train turns, because it's going to kill a lot of audience members.

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
Severe makeup allergy, right?

  A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
Somebody missing a puppy?

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
I guess Dr. Frank N. Further raised the funds for the top surgery.

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
PUHHHHHHDNNNN OHHHHH DRRRRR RIZZZZZZZZZZ

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
"Come back! Come back! I'll stop running you through the washer in your sleep!"

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
Sorry, but your prayers weren't answered. You're in the Dance Police post.
Dance XCetera - October 15 2017
3th? Seriously? Are you trolling me? (clicks AutoCorrect)

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
Hrm... likes Thai food... and brains... (swipes left)

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
I guess they hired the wrong caterer.

  Making Strides - Treasure The Chests - October 14 2017
George was a pirate, but... forget George. What's her name?

Making Strides - Treasure The Chests - October 14 2017
Okay, fine. I can take a hint.

Making Strides - Treasure The Chests - October 14 2017
My cousin R. Damnit Mariner is a dentist, and he's always sad when he has to left an extracted tooth go

. Making Strides - Treasure The Chests - October 14 2017
Stop it with the fly-by farts, Tinkerbell!

  The Rompers - October 14 2017
... I've got nothing. This was just cool, man.

The Rompers - October 14 2017
When I swear too much, Di and Nara get angry... you wouldn't like them when they're angry. Well... um... on second thought, they're kinda hot when they're angry.

The Rompers - October 14 2017
Hey, didn't you read the sign? Don't pet the deer!

Oasis Dancers - New Theatre - October 14 2017
Sorry, I had Wireframe turned on.

  Oasis Dancers - New Theatre - October 14 2017
Okay, who called the Dance Prison Guard Service?

Oasis Dancers - New Theatre - October 14 2017
Oh crap... her strings broke. CHEAP SCULPTY STRINGS!

Oasis Dancers - New Theatre - October 14 2017
BREAKING NEWS: Tragedy struck the Second Life Circus today when three high-wire walkers fell off of their high wire.

Oasis Dancers - New Theatre - October 14 2017 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WIN THE VOICE!

The Art Factory - Rocky Horror - October 13 2017
I love how those open-minded Unitarians will baptize anybody. Now that's love.

Elysium Cabaret - October 13 2017
ANSWER: She's the understudy, I think.

  Elysium Cabaret - October 13 2017
No, this is not a shot from their skybox security camera. (I've got that in another folder)

Elysium Cabaret - October 13 2017
I've already got my three wishes, thank you.

Noir Neverland - October 12 2017
That's not blood. They just painted the roof and it's leaking. Honest.

Noir Neverland - October 12 2017
I SAID STOP USING THAT MAKEUP! YOU'RE ALLERGIC!

That's it! I'm calling... THE DANCE POLICE! (dials 911) Dance XCetera - October 15 2017
Uh oh... Officer Bob's down! Better call for backup!

Dance XCetera - October 15 2017
Aw, crap! Stan's down too! He had a wife and prim babies!

Dance XCetera - October 15 2017
Not you too, Jerry! Oh no! We're doomed! DOOOMED! DOOOOOOOOOOOME-

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.